Getting the urge in unfamiliar territory

When I was a kid my mom once took me to one of those hotel weddings that go on until the wee hours of the morning. I guess she took me there because my cousins were there too. We played hide and seek and other games in the lobby outside the wedding party area.

About an hour into the fun and games I got the urge to pee. Being the kid that I was, and with no maids around to guide me (they were in the party zone), I couldn’t figure out where to go to relieve myself.

We were forbidden from entering the hall where the festivities were taking place, but I really got to wee wee. I looked left and there was another hall of equal proportions, but it was empty! Better yet, it had all kinds of food and a big cake in the middle.

So I went straight to the big cake and right before I grabbed a bite, I took my willy out and I peed on the carpet right then and there. It was such a relief. I still don’t know if the newly weds felt the soggy carpet underneath the cake when they cut it later.